Just filed this away in my junk folder (yes, I usually take a look once in a while):

From: USANews
Subj: McCain want to stop Obama

McCain Lawyer Impeach Obama!
McCain has reached an agreement with the Obama lawyers that makes Obama resignation effective November 11.
Barack Obama can lost President's Chair.
McCain video report 7 November:

I miss my Nigerian diplomat. At least he just promised heaps of money.